A downloadable game for Windows, macOS, and Linux

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Experience the romance, drama, and mystery of huma... wait; wrong game.

Experience ๐Ÿ†! And ๐Ÿ‘ฝ! And ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ†!

Earth Boys Are Easy (or EBAE, because it wants to be your bae) is a quick, lighthearted visual novel developed in a month (or so) for Barajam 2018. It features:

  • Words! Possibly even sentences! (Okay, okay. It's about 11,000 words.)
  • Aliens!
  • Sex! (So you should be 18+ or of legal age to view adult materials in your area.)
  • And ๐Ÿ†. Lots and lots of ๐Ÿ†.

Brought to you by PoorlyFormed on guitar art and Bob Conway on words.


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Click download now to get access to the following files:

EarthBoysAreEasy-1.1-linux.tar.bz2 124 MB
EarthBoysAreEasy-1.1-mac.zip 117 MB
EarthBoysAreEasy-1.1-win.zip 118 MB

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This is a really nice, short, erotic visual novel. I am wondering if there's a way to get both Cato and Ajax because I just want to have sexy times with both of them...

There's an ending with both of them. If you unlock both of their endings, then play again, you may find some... interesting developments.

Ooh, will do.

Wow, a nice self-aware ending to a good game. Thanks for the tip.

I've played through the game and thought it was pretty cute.  It's a good thing I'm not allergic to eggplants since there's so many.

Thank you for your comment!

We're glad you didn't have an adverse reaction to our game, or its eggplants. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I never know I need this ero-romcom with extraterestrial taste until I deliberately stumbled upon it. 

(And the description certainly didn't lie, because I found lots of  suggestive๐Ÿ† in there, both literally and figuratively ;D )

We're sorryhappy that you sought outcame across our game, and glad that you enjoyed it!

Stay tuned for upcoming updates that will add even more ๐Ÿ†.  Literally. Wait, no. Not literally.



Hey, you just got yourself a new serf follower!

 And send my regards to your humble ๐Ÿ† farmer and hope he harvests a fine bunch of ripe ๐Ÿ†