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Experience the romance, drama, and mystery of huma... wait; wrong game.

Experience ๐Ÿ†! And ๐Ÿ‘ฝ! And ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐Ÿ†!

Earth Boys Are Easy (or EBAE, because it wants to be your bae) is a quick, lighthearted visual novel developed in a month (or so) for Barajam 2018. It features:

  • Words! Possibly even sentences! (Okay, okay. It's about 11,000 words.)
  • Aliens!
  • Sex! (So you should be 18+ or of legal age to view adult materials in your area.)
  • And ๐Ÿ†. Lots and lots of ๐Ÿ†.

Brought to you by PoorlyFormed on guitar art and Bob Conway on words.


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EarthBoysAreEasy-1.1-linux.tar.bz2 124 MB
EarthBoysAreEasy-1.1-mac.zip 117 MB
EarthBoysAreEasy-1.1-win.zip 118 MB
EarthBoysAreEasy-1.2-android.apk 124 MB

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Hey, Just wondering, can you live with both Ajax and Cato? Just wondering seeing as I love them both equally (Props for really good game).

I'm glad you enjoyed the game!

There's an ending with both of them. After achieving each of their individual endings, you can play through again and encounter some... new game options. If you manage things just right, they'll both stick around.

do you have more

What are you looking for more of?

There isn't a EBAE sequel currently planned, but both PoorlyFormed and myself have other games we've worked on.

This is a fun game. Ajax and Cato feel both relatable and yet alien enough to be...well, convincingly aliens. Nice writing, interesting sprites, and the third playthrough got some good laughs from me.

I just wish I knew how to get those last four CGs in the gallery. Nobody has made a guide, and now I am left staring wantingly at them. Fortunately I've not gotten to shaking my fists impotently at the sky, but we shall see.

Thanks for the hard work on the game. I can't wait to see what this year's Barajam will create. Will you be entering it if one does appear?

Which CGs are you missing?

I'm hoping to participate in BJ again, if time permits. If you like my writing, you can check out Charles 2.0 (my nanoreno 2019 game) or YAGS, and if you liked the art, you can check out PoorlyFormed's current project Shadowburg.

The one of the couch and the TV, one of a look out the door to the eggplant fields, another of the same field with the ship burning/exploding, one of the cows (one upside down), and Eggplant Man taking a vacation on an alien world (or a beach; hard to tell in this game). I might be missing something incredibly obvious to get these to open up - I missed how many I needed after all.

Will do. I've already checked out Shadowburg (promising start there) and I've been pondering on checking out both Charles 2.0 and YAGS for a bit now.  Can't wait to see what they bring to the table. I hope your schedule works out for BJ. :D

Oh, are you asking how to get those *in the game*? Because it sounds like you already have them unlocked.

Those are bonus "CGs" that don't actually show up in the game itself.

The first four are placeholder backgrounds that I drew to use during development, that unlock when you complete the game once, and the last one is a random thing PoorlyFormed drew that unlocks once you complete the two normal endings.

Hah, well thank goodness you told me. I was getting ready to dive deep into the strip poker or Twister games to see if there was a special scene that only came out if you played through both endings, used the fourth wall breaking opening and made a very specific combination of moves... or, I don't know, clocked on the eggplant trophy in a particular scene. Sneaky easter eggs and such.

good little game :)

but if i can give you a advice , you should put a option to remove the eggplant thing around the text-box , it take a lot of place on the screen , and a option to modify the transparency of the text-box 

Thanks for the suggestions.

We're not likely to make any further changes to the game at this point, as it was a project for Barajam last year, but those are things we'll keep in mind if we do end up having other things we have to clean up.

This is a really nice, short, erotic visual novel. I am wondering if there's a way to get both Cato and Ajax because I just want to have sexy times with both of them...


There's an ending with both of them. If you unlock both of their endings, then play again, you may find some... interesting developments.

Ooh, will do.

Wow, a nice self-aware ending to a good game. Thanks for the tip.

I've played through the game and thought it was pretty cute.  It's a good thing I'm not allergic to eggplants since there's so many.

Thank you for your comment!

We're glad you didn't have an adverse reaction to our game, or its eggplants. ๐Ÿ˜ณ

I never know I need this ero-romcom with extraterestrial taste until I deliberately stumbled upon it. 

(And the description certainly didn't lie, because I found lots of  suggestive๐Ÿ† in there, both literally and figuratively ;D )

We're sorryhappy that you sought outcame across our game, and glad that you enjoyed it!

Stay tuned for upcoming updates that will add even more ๐Ÿ†.  Literally. Wait, no. Not literally.



Hey, you just got yourself a new serf follower!

 And send my regards to your humble ๐Ÿ† farmer and hope he harvests a fine bunch of ripe ๐Ÿ†